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Sunday, May 11th, 2003
10:50 pm - It is like
A day for MAM! Mommy Nimloth Maaaama I got her some alcohol because that is my favourite thing. Although she may still be full of wraithbabies and should perhaps not driiiiiiink just yet. Perhaps it will be encouragement to SPAWN THE BRATS ALREADY or something?? *waves bottle enticingly*

current mood: drunk
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Thursday, April 10th, 2003
10:42 pm - OI, BITCHES
*thwacks Celebrían and both Elronds*

current mood: worried
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Thursday, March 20th, 2003
11:47 pm - ARRRRRR
A little bird told me Nienor's mun is writing an essay on FEMALE PIRATES. Fuckin' kickass, if I do say so myself. And YES, it was a bird who told me. I can talk to them, remember?



Which Tolkie-ish Elfchick are you?
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Also: Oh. My son is pregnant. HAHAHAHA SUCKER.

current mood: hahahahaha
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Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
1:13 am - !!!
drinky DRINKY DRINKY DRINKY DRINKY UNTIL YOUR EYES GET BLURRY!~ YO HO HO AND BOTTLE OF MRUM!!! mmmmm
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Monday, January 13th, 2003
1:14 am - Ooh!
My son has come to visit meeeeee!

Welcome to zee hallses of zee Mandos, boy. I run Grandma Lúthien's bar, if you want something to drink!

And of course there is an inexhaustible supply of sugar.

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Saturday, January 11th, 2003
11:39 pm - I think my mun's just tryin' to be cool.
I can have IM conversations with fellow Emilypuppets. See:

MamaElwing: YOU!!!!!!!!@!!#!!!!111
maglorzzz: o.o
MamaElwing: HOW are my grannndbabies?
maglorzzz: Butch and Priscilla are fine. Very quiet.
MamaElwing: Aah aah aah!!!!
maglorzzz: ...eh?
MamaElwing: That... is good.
maglorzzz: .... :)
MamaElwing: :]
MamaElwing: Eärendil says hi.
maglorzzz: Hi hi. :)
MamaElwing: How is zee void?
maglorzzz: ...voidy.
maglorzzz: Boring.
maglorzzz: You guys still in Mandos?
MamaElwing: Yup yup. I are General Manager of Las Chicas Muertas XD
maglorzzz: cool. :)
maglorzzz: umm
maglorzzz: I have to go now Maedhros is saying stuff...
maglorzzz: bye!
maglorzzz signed off at 11:34:32 PM.



Also updated my userinfo. Lots of pictures.
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Sunday, September 8th, 2002
5:25 pm - Yeah.
'kay Elros, I dropped you off. You're welcome.

*lowers gangplank, shoves son across to another ship, waves, sails away*

Ahahahahah ARR. Eärendil, where do ya wanna go?

current mood: SAILING!
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Friday, June 7th, 2002
2:24 am
Mandos Release Form, 2Ba

NAME: Elwing
RESIDENCE: Somewhere
SPECIES/RACE: I am so fucking sick of typing this out. Can I just say aproximately half-elf? I just did. Fuck you.

SHORT ANSWER SECTION (choose your answers carefully): Okay!

ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
1. Favourite flavour of ice cream: Rum
2. How did Trotsky die?: Eärendil and a hammer
3. Bribery offered to Mandos executive personnel and minions: Rum

JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
4. a.) Reason why you feel your miserable existence is justified: ARR.
b.) So you think you're good enough for life, hey? Wanna step outside and prove it??: (y/n) BRING IT!
5. If this form told you it loved you, what would you say?: Go love me from over there.
6. Did you vote for Frodo Baggins in the latest "Who Wants To Shag My Icon?" pageant?: No.
7. Is Elladan insane? He gets it from me.
8. GLORFIE!: ARR!

--THE END--

----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE---- OKAY!! :D
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT

NOTES:

current mood: DEAD
3 Stars| Make a Wish!
Wednesday, May 29th, 2002
4:21 pm - Photo Album time!
Because my family is beautiful.

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current mood: accomplished
14 Stars| Make a Wish!
3:35 am
Your MESPT Pairing Du Jour Is:
Elwing + Sauron


Uh...
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Monday, May 27th, 2002
2:39 am - Dude
http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=36203&mode=enter
VOTE!!


Er, look! People voted for me!

sockpuppets -The paper! Joy! *sends donation*
melodia - Nifty! Thanks!
thewinteroak - Er, that's someone's mun, right? Hi!
rubybolger - Thanks Ruby!!
galathil - ah, um, thanks Grampy.
caranthir - okay, thankie.
elrosofnumenor - You're a good son.
xhy - no idea who this is, but thanks.
emeldir - Er, that's my great-grandmother, isn't it?
elurin - lskajdfaklsdjfaskljdfaskldjfaslkdjfaskldjfas hi


Yay me.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled, um... something.
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Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002
9:20 pm - User Info Update.
My userinfo is full of pretty iconses now, just like Elladan's. Yay me!

current mood: accomplished
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Monday, May 13th, 2002
3:38 pm - Filling out forms
I picked up three of them so my brothers could fill them out too, but I ended up turning the extra two into paper airplanes. Sorry guys!

Mandos Recall Release FormCollapse )

current mood: energetic
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Sunday, May 12th, 2002
3:19 am - LOVE!
Happy Mother's day everyone!

My kids are the greatest. I got the best presents.

Eärendil remembered to get something for Idril this year. I think it's because she keeps sending threatening letters.

Which brings me to the point of our post: MOMMY!!!! We got you a puppy. Elurín wanted to call him 'Stop Making Sense' and I wanted to call him 'Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie' and Eluréd wanted to call him 'Mister Tambourine Man' but then we figured that you should be the one to name him, so, yeah.

Happy Mommy's Day!

current mood: LOVE!
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Sunday, May 5th, 2002
5:41 am - Ha ha.
Ha and Ha.

.....yeah.

current mood: thoughtful
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5:25 am - Bored.
Bored bored bored.

current mood: bored
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Tuesday, April 30th, 2002
3:27 am - HELLO!!!
That didn't last long.

I'M NOT GROUCHO MARX ANYMORE!!!!!!

I love my daddy!

Ulmo rocks!!

I'm SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

current mood: thankful
6 Stars| Make a Wish!
2:32 am
SHITBURGERS ON A STICK.
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Monday, April 29th, 2002
3:52 am - Oh joy!
Númenór!

current mood: my little baby is a king again!
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Sunday, April 28th, 2002
3:59 am - Daddy's hat
WHO STOLE DADDY'S HAT????

current mood: pissed off
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Saturday, April 27th, 2002
6:49 pm - Damn it.
Mama Elwing: *flicks Bakshi*
Mama Elwing: *flick flick flick*
BriTheBassPlayer: o.o
EaglesArentForks: o_o I wouldn't do that if I were you.
EaglesArentForks: But I'm not. I'm flan. So don't mind me.
Mama Elwing: *FLICK*
Mama Elwing: *flick flick flick flick flick*
Glimdoron: Hmm...*tweeks fifth harmonic*
EvilThatIsBakshi: *teleprts next to Elwing*
Mama Elwing: Oooh
Mama Elwing: *flies away*
Mama Elwing: :P
EvilThatIsBakshi: *turns Elwing into a feather pillow, watches as she falls to the ground*
Mama Elwing: ...
Mama Elwing: you're not going to make me use EvilBakshiPillow icons now?
Mama Elwing: are you?
Mama Elwing: because, like, no.
EvilThatIsBakshi: haha
EvilThatIsBakshi: fine
EvilThatIsBakshi: *turns you back into a bird... permanently!*
Mama Elwing: oh fuck.
HappyFluffyTheo: BIRDIE!
EvilThatIsBakshi: an EVIL bird!
Mama Elwing: EVILBakshiBird?
EvilThatIsBakshi: yes


.............. so yeah.

*flies around*

current mood: annoyed
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Friday, April 26th, 2002
5:06 am
That is fucking sweet. Ulmo fucking rocks.
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Tuesday, April 23rd, 2002
5:06 am - I'm okay.
I'm okay.

Okay?

current mood: okay
4 Stars| Make a Wish!
2:57 am
........*sigh*

*jumps out a window and flies away*

current mood: restless
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Thursday, April 18th, 2002
8:07 pm
He still has the inferiority complex.

It was always like that when he was a kid. Always "you like Elrond better than me" and "there's more juice in Elrond's cup!" and "Elrond's piece of cake is bigger than mine". Everything always had to be different. Always competing. Elrond would come in and say "Look mama I drew a picture!" so Elros would come in five minutes later and say "Look mama I drew a picture and it's bigger and better than Elrond's!"


......I remember the tantrum he had one day when he was wearing a red shirt and Elrond came downstairs wearing a red shirt... and little Elros said something like "SDJKLHFKLWENFL:WEJFSD SD YOU CAN'T WEAR RED TODAY I AM GO AWAY WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!??!?"

....................


You do something parentish. I have a headache.

current mood: grumpy
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1:03 am - THE HELL?
Son 2 has been duplicated!?

Um, okay, yeah.

He's looking for his tape-recorder?

Pills. Need pills.

current mood: confused
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Wednesday, April 17th, 2002
6:28 pm
*makes a paper airplane*

¬.¬

*looks at it*

*looks at Elrond*

*looks at the airplane*

*looks at Elrond*

.........

¬.¬

*throws it and bolts*

Weeeeeee!

current mood: mischievous
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3:29 pm - Good morning!!!
Boingy boingy boingy!

current mood: bouncy
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Tuesday, April 16th, 2002
5:06 pm - The Tattoo Thing
I have "Númenór sucked anyway" tattooed on my left shin. Huh?

This is especially weird from someone who is the mother of the first King of Númenór, isn't it?

current mood: confused
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Sunday, April 14th, 2002
8:52 pm
Hey hey hey hey Eärendil!!!!! Your Mother is here!!!!!!!

Hi Idril!!!!!!!!!!

current mood: energetic
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